Daniel Is A Terrible Person! D:

Daniel, the main protagonist in Amnesia: The Dark Descent, is a TERRIBLE PERSON! HE KILLED PEOPLE! LOTS AND LOTS OF PEOPLE! AAAAAUUUUUGGGHHHH HE IS SO BAD! But then he felt bad about what he did (YOU BETTER HAVE FELT BAD ABOUT THAT DANIEL!) and took this Amnesia mixture and forgot everything. He was also abused as a child. Poor Daniel. (LOL I have mood swings. Not really, I just like to change the subject.) Ahhh....Now I feel bad.... I'm sorry Daniel. That was NOT called for from this end. (Now I'm just rambling. I'm surprised you're still reading this! XD) Oh my gawd Daniel... We don't jump off cliffs in panic... That is NOT what we do here.

NOW ON TO ALEXANDER!
HE'S WORSE THAN DANIEL! (Well go figure, he's the main antagonist of the game.) He killed MANY people! MORE THAN DANIEL! (He also had a relationship with Agrippa *shot) NOW YOU ARE A TERRIBLE PERSON, ALEXANDER! AND NO I DON'T FEEL BAD ABOUT IT! I only felt bad when I did that to Daniel. He's had a rough life. YOU, MY... "FRIEND," HAVE NOT! (Actually I don't know if he had a rough life, but I'm just being mean to him because I don't like him.) I am DONE talking about you, ALEXANDER!

AND AGAIN, ON TO ANOTHER RANDOM CHARACTER! (I'm gonna have fun with this one xD)
I like the Splashy Ninja Thing in the Water. (I know it's real name, it's called a Kaernk. No joke, guys.) It's probably all fluffy and cuddly. I think it just wants a hug, but it scares the absolute Sh** out of Daniel. (Dude WTH?? I just capitalized a random word in the middle of a sentence! Haha fail xD) It makes me laugh whenever Daniel starts freaking out. (Sorry Daniel... I still love you! In a very non-creeper-ish way. XD Haha man that was weird!) Poor Splashy Ninja Thing in the Water, (Or SNTitW Haha) he/she/it gets no love. I love it, I wanna keep it as a pet to scare away my brother when he tries to wake me up in the morning!

I think I've talked too long, so I'm going to stop talking about random Amnesia characters. NEXT TIME I WILL TALK ABOUT RANDOM AMNESIA FAILS! HAHA

So, have a quote from Tobuscus! (A.K.A=Toby Turner. Haven't watched him play Amnesia: The Dark Descent? WATCH IT NOW! www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDs8vD…)

AND HERE'S THE QUOTE FOR MY DEPARTURE!

Bless your face! If you sneezed while reading this journal, BLESS YOU!
PEACE OFF!
BOOP!

-AmberTheAlchemist


(EDIT: THIS IS MY LONGEST RANDOM JOURNAL EVER! OMGWTFBBQ! HAHA PEACE OFF! BOOP!)