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2. Running someone over

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"I'm going to run that guy over if he doesn't move."

"Run him over and I'll shoot you in the leg with a machine gun."

"Do that and I'll kick you out of the house."

"That's a threat! I'm scared."

"You should be."

"I'm not."

"Whatever."

"WHAT HAPPENED TO NOT RUNNING PEOPLE OVER, NORWAY?!"

"He was getting on my nerves!"

"That's when you honk at them! Not run them over with a car!"

"Oh...My bad!"

"What's everybody else going to say when they see the dent in the front of the car?!"

"I'll tell them we ran into a tree."

"That dent looks nothing like a dent you would get from running into a tree!"

"You're not helping!"

"I'm not supposed to!"

"Yes you are!"

"No I'm not!"

*Ten minutes later*

"Where are we going?"

"To run some more people over."

"NORWAY!"
Well, here's the second dialogue! Haha I enjoyed this one a lot. XD Norway enjoys running people over and Greenland's not too pleased with that hobby.
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XXD THESE ARE HILARIOUS LMAO What diolauges are whatever?? XD